Herbal Profile Form
This form is required to begin making your order for PAYMENT PLANS
Affirm/Afterpay/Klarna
Dr. Laguda needs to know about you BEFORE he can harvest the herbs needed complete your order.
Please fill it out before you make an appointment
M.V.P Herbal Profile
Please fill out the form
honestly and accurately.
Your personalized regimen
will be tailored specifically to your body's needs, optimizing the effectiveness of the herbs and maximizing your results.
Growth is uncomfortable; you have to embrace the discomfort if you want to expand... Get to the chopper.
Michael Scott (maybe)..... Arnold Schwarzenegger (Definitely)
Shipping Information:
Gentlemen.... From this point forward, you are GOING to be uncomfortable....
NO MORE BULL SH*T (NMBS)
DISCLAIMER
. Improvement only happens when you are WILLING to be uncomfortable. This is your moment to demand more from yourself, to push past EXCUSES, and to rise to your FULL POTENTIAL.
Laziness...Has...No...Place...Here... PERIOD!!!
Anything worth doing will be work, and this is no different.
If you truly want to overcome your ED......
Stow the excuses for the next 2-3 months....
LISTEN to Dr. Laguda, be curious, and ask questions if you don't understand something.
THROW AWAY YOUR EXPECTATIONS
Yes, YOU WILL beat your ED.... BUT it will take TIME.... Your man down stairs didn't STOP working in a day, so give us time to UNDO the damage FIRST.....
GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY!
We wont get anywhere with you SABATOGING yourself.... You trusted us to make it this far, so give us the same HONEST try you gave our SORRY
competitors' alternative "Solutions"
(YEP, You can tell them ******** we said it!)
DO. THE. WORK!
(Change Your F*cking Diet, Bro.....)
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